30.9.05
Celebridad Encounters (aka MOGworld Stalker)
Gustavo Cerati, eating a late afternoon lunch at the SoHo Silver Spurs with his two children.
29.9.05
SUSPECTS PART DOUCHE
OK. Internal debate continues. I have been able to prove to the doubters that Anus is not ME. Due to popular demand (and based on recent comments about HF), I have arranged it so that in order to comment on this very blog you must be a registered member of it. Therefore, you can Email me at FJ@hypefactor.com and I will grant you membership without hesitation. So, Anus, drop me a line. Really, guy. In the meantime, the following are my current round of suspects based on recent conversations I haven't had and investigations that I haven't made:
ASH:
I pick Ash simply cause he used this forum to call me out as an Anus suspect. You douche. Anus used the word "Bleep" which leads suspcion to Mr. Hamilton. Also, quite tall, which is great if youre in a foreign country, but evil here on the blog. Anus' vicious directives towards Matt might be some of the homoerotic tension boiling over in the BK. Also, his recent interest in the aggression suggests insanity.
LURCH:
An obvious choice, perhaps too obvious. His recent stint living in NYC and current gig dealing with lunatics could possibly push him to vent his frustrations on this blog. Being southern doesnt help either, nor does his height. A long shot, but still.
GREG DULLI:
Well, he HAD to hear the "You Fat Fuck" comments at least at one of the gigs.
MURRAY:
Possibly the top choice above everyone ever. Funny. Handsome. Witty and internet savvy. Irish. However, it's hard to believe an icon like Sean would lower himself to hiding his true identity on a blog that celebrates him as a celebrity. It wouldn't be very ladylike. However much it reeks of Murray, and I believe Anus is a MOGworld insider, I don't want it to be him.
ANN BARAN:
Everyone has that little sibling who just has to get under your skin no matter what. Seen here with the Kidd at Three of Cups, my younger sister could be plotting to gain some manner of revenge on me for some childhood abuse by posing as anus. Was it when I took her mattress and threw it into the hallway or was it when I used to take her by the back pockets of her jeans and throw her across the room. She's poontang, also, which is vicious in and of itself. Just ask Lurch. Speaking of which....
DOUG:
Just because.
Anyhow, back to NY tomorrow. News from home is that Danny G could have the mumps, which would give him AMPLE time to spend on the Kidd's computer dissing all of us. Convenient, eh?
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ASH:
I pick Ash simply cause he used this forum to call me out as an Anus suspect. You douche. Anus used the word "Bleep" which leads suspcion to Mr. Hamilton. Also, quite tall, which is great if youre in a foreign country, but evil here on the blog. Anus' vicious directives towards Matt might be some of the homoerotic tension boiling over in the BK. Also, his recent interest in the aggression suggests insanity.LURCH:
An obvious choice, perhaps too obvious. His recent stint living in NYC and current gig dealing with lunatics could possibly push him to vent his frustrations on this blog. Being southern doesnt help either, nor does his height. A long shot, but still.GREG DULLI:
Well, he HAD to hear the "You Fat Fuck" comments at least at one of the gigs.MURRAY:
Possibly the top choice above everyone ever. Funny. Handsome. Witty and internet savvy. Irish. However, it's hard to believe an icon like Sean would lower himself to hiding his true identity on a blog that celebrates him as a celebrity. It wouldn't be very ladylike. However much it reeks of Murray, and I believe Anus is a MOGworld insider, I don't want it to be him. ANN BARAN:
Everyone has that little sibling who just has to get under your skin no matter what. Seen here with the Kidd at Three of Cups, my younger sister could be plotting to gain some manner of revenge on me for some childhood abuse by posing as anus. Was it when I took her mattress and threw it into the hallway or was it when I used to take her by the back pockets of her jeans and throw her across the room. She's poontang, also, which is vicious in and of itself. Just ask Lurch. Speaking of which....DOUG:
Just because.Anyhow, back to NY tomorrow. News from home is that Danny G could have the mumps, which would give him AMPLE time to spend on the Kidd's computer dissing all of us. Convenient, eh?
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28.9.05
VOTE
Anus and Gentlemen, I give you out two choices to become the next President of the United States of America:
http://www.zod2008.com/
http://www.walken2008.com/
MOGpac ENDORSED.
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http://www.zod2008.com/
http://www.walken2008.com/
MOGpac ENDORSED.
F
27.9.05
SUSPECTS
The not really big topic of discussion between NY and LA is the true identity of Anus Mcmanus. Who is this person? He, she or it posts often, mostly in a fashion that is mildly entertaining, yet totally yet never really annoying. While Matt Gentile probably loses sleep over these things, I see it as an opportunity to break out my Sherlock Homles cap and utilize my not really impressive skills of detection. And now for your amusement (and due to the fact that I'm taking a break from working on music), I present to you the findings of my not really in depth investigation into the true person behind this not really memorable blog spuzzing culprit. Ruling out ex-girlfriends, lazy former guitarists, the poontangers (who love themselves too much to post anonymously) and people who live too far out to have the internets, the following is my shortlist of those who may be the anus known as Anus:
GUTTERBALL VINNIE:
Handome, witty, and not technically savvy, this Mogpacker could be the anus, as he often writes all in caps and can't go too long without mentioning his interest in sex with men. I also think he could have created this account because he lost his password to his regular blog account after spending time in Greece. He was my original choice.
THE KIDD
Having recently become employed, this would give the Kidd constant access to the internets. Plus he is Irish, which would explain the McManus. Also, refers to or uses his anal region with disturbing regularity. While Matt Gentile believes the Kidd does not read this blog, I in fact know he does, simply cause I ask him to daily. He was my strongest choice until Anus made reference to Ian Brown having been in jail at one point, something the Kidd I doubt would be aware of. That simple comment shifted my focus to...
BRANDT:
The "Ian Brown in Jail" comment and the way certain things are phrased have now made this small young boy my leading suspect. On the flipside, Brandt is usually funny in print, which is the total opposite of how he is in person, though he might be intentionally unfunny in the guise of anus to throw suspicion off. You can't underestimate his cleverness. However, often use of the word "nutsack" keeps the spotlight pointed in his direction. A close call between Summer Man and...
TODD RYAN:
Part Gay, Part industrial, Todd Ryan is an archelogist in real life, thus feeling the need to create mysteries for us to solve. He's also very tall and is constantly harassing me sexually. Todd embodies the harsh nature and insecurity one needs to post insults on a board that about ten people read. Indiana Jones, he is not, but Anus he could be.
INTERFOREIGN COUPLE:
I just like this picture a lot.
SPECIAL MENTION:
In my heart of hearts, Anus is really ED WONG.
Anyhow, who do YOU think this douche is? Discuss.
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GUTTERBALL VINNIE:
Handome, witty, and not technically savvy, this Mogpacker could be the anus, as he often writes all in caps and can't go too long without mentioning his interest in sex with men. I also think he could have created this account because he lost his password to his regular blog account after spending time in Greece. He was my original choice.THE KIDD
Having recently become employed, this would give the Kidd constant access to the internets. Plus he is Irish, which would explain the McManus. Also, refers to or uses his anal region with disturbing regularity. While Matt Gentile believes the Kidd does not read this blog, I in fact know he does, simply cause I ask him to daily. He was my strongest choice until Anus made reference to Ian Brown having been in jail at one point, something the Kidd I doubt would be aware of. That simple comment shifted my focus to...BRANDT:
The "Ian Brown in Jail" comment and the way certain things are phrased have now made this small young boy my leading suspect. On the flipside, Brandt is usually funny in print, which is the total opposite of how he is in person, though he might be intentionally unfunny in the guise of anus to throw suspicion off. You can't underestimate his cleverness. However, often use of the word "nutsack" keeps the spotlight pointed in his direction. A close call between Summer Man and...TODD RYAN:
Part Gay, Part industrial, Todd Ryan is an archelogist in real life, thus feeling the need to create mysteries for us to solve. He's also very tall and is constantly harassing me sexually. Todd embodies the harsh nature and insecurity one needs to post insults on a board that about ten people read. Indiana Jones, he is not, but Anus he could be.INTERFOREIGN COUPLE:
I just like this picture a lot. SPECIAL MENTION:
In my heart of hearts, Anus is really ED WONG.Anyhow, who do YOU think this douche is? Discuss.
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