LINGUA

The MOGpac is well known for it's unique lingo (or as Dan Hamill would call it, "lingua"). It's such a unique language that it's very difficult for people to understand what is being said. Since in their adult years the MOGpac is scattered about and not always in the same room, I have decided to use this forum to keep a running record of additions to our lingua so everyone is abreast (relax, Ash) . This is a list of new MOGpac Lingua from last night in Chinatown:

1. You do not download..you DANload
2. When someone is weak and annoying, usually a girl..she is "Direct to Internet" because she's too weak to even be direct to video.
4. "As long as (insert name) is happy" said in the most insincere way possible.
5. Though this is not part of the lingua, the following was overheard and said way too loudly by an annoying old woman while we were eating: "HER UTERUS IS THE SIZE OF A SOCCER BALL!"
6. There is no more .com, it is now .cock
7. "New Big Wang" aka the Anti-Kidd
8. Colorist: Thats the term for a female who poses as a gay man's woman. This was formerly known as "beard"


I would encourage fellow MOGpac members to continually add to this growing dicktionary (spelled correct).

Happy Birthday Summerman

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